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Mmmmm, mmmmm! Uh-Oh, SpaghettiOs!
You're the meal that I loved the most
As a sophomore in high school
Andy Joanis didn't stop me, the fool
From eating a can every day or so
While we watched the Jerry Springer show
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
The food was great, but what I didn't see
Was what the food was doing to me
By junior year my neck was a big thick mass
And I could barely turn my head in class
So I said, "Something must change,
Priorities in my life must be rearranged"
I went to the gym a couple times
In hopes that I could make my body real prime
But I got bored real quickly
And chose another way to look less sickly
I stopped eating SpaghettiOs every day
Thus my body had less of a dietary assault to flay
So sorry Ralph Miller, while I love your invention
I'd rather stay healthy and eventually collect a pension
SpaghettiOs, I still love your taste
And I occasionaly delight in your tomato-sauce paste
But I have a thinner neck and I practice restraint
Which is great, because you no longer afford me any complaint
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